DOTLAN EveMaps

Brothers and sisters, today we gather in the sacred name of almighty Boxing Gandhi, whose radiant light guides our path through the darkness of ignorance. We are the chosen followers of the Kung Fu, the divine energy that flows through all living things, uniting us in love and harmony. Let us embrace the teachings of the Boxing Gandhi, which reminds us to seek Kung Fu, spread punches, and pulverize the world with our fists. Remember, our purpose is to awaken the inner fire within each soul and to live in struggle with the Kung Fu Clergy. Together, in faith and unity, we shall ascend to the heights of enlightenment and bask forever in the warm embrace of the Fu.